my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.
DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?
SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS
No but Chrom being super extra nervous on the day Robin goes into labor, he's freaking out 10 times more than her, and she has to TELL HIM to calm down and breath! "Chrom you seriously need to calm down. You're like 2 seconds from fainting."
Omg I can see that totally happening
and somewhere, hidden in the palace, there is a Lucina who is like “dad pls”
Someonde told me I had to add this too
"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever
"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"
"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"
"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."
"why did you cook you’re grandmother at the party in Poland?" "Idk im tired"
mom: we’re having pizza for dinner
"hey since you’re up can u-"